How dare you?! How dare all of you?! I’m gonna sue you. I’m gonna sue everyone r-related to this show.” -George “Maddox" Ouzounian

Fuck you bitch,
Set a court date.

Make a judge rule on your case:
Cuckmate

20 MIllion
Not a dime.
20 Million
Suck a lime.
20 Million
Affiliate to Amazon Prime.

Muthafucka!
You got nothin’ on Dick
Your legal team made more typos than Sasha Grey got dicked.
You’re a bald pony with one lame trick.
and I’ve seen Teflon pans with better stick…

than the case in New York.
This thing is less kosher than a Jew eating pork.
I thought you hated NYC?
“Just a bunch a pizza snobs that eat pepperoni.”

Totals at half a billion green?!
All because of some true commentary that was mean?!
Yeah, that adds up to a court superior.
It’s worth a fighter jet gettin’ called inferior.

Defense counsel’s official statement:
“George’s suit is fake and gay and we request abatement.”

Mad What?
Mad What?
Mad Bucks?
No one has Mad Bucks!

Madcast recruited that awful shithead soft J
to say the N bomb and faggot on your dime everyday.
An anemic nihilist to battle for you, dude?
One that means it when he says he hates gays and the Jews?!

Wow!
Sounds like you’re in a real secure position.
With all that declining traffic at Maddox dot mission
Excellent article on SJW types.
You satirically became one too, very nice.

Your suit is full LULZ.
Your suit is full of holes.
Your career has no goals
and your fans Dick “stole”

George Oozy you seem desperate and broke.
You’re the real punchline in this lawsuit joke.

So sue Patreon and get a Greek comic fired
That won’t backfire looking petty and tired
You used to be a “satirist” that everyone admired
then LA changed you and your brain rewired.

Desperately try to fit in at the UCB.
Not an improv class regular nobody.
Make vids and a Podcast like some Hollywood Schmuck.
Then your ex outed you as a real cuck.

“Harassment campaign” against Orbitz? (That’s fine.)
Make fun of you and your character? (Over the line!)
O’Reilly’s book is a movement of a bowel.
But to say Frick Whales is rehashed? (Nope, un-uh) Big Foul.

Take crowns off!
Take capes off!
Turn mics off!
I’m a writer... (Fuck off)

Don’t Chapter C and cop a feel.
You’ll have to disavow when shit gets too real.
20 MIL ain’t a game it’s a time waste.
Get a real job in Salt Lake, post haste.

Flip some burgers, write on the side.
Let drama die down while you stay quiet and hide.

You could have come back better than ever.
But now you’re gonna die on a stupid podcast endeavor.

Wave bye-bye to your career George, you killed it.