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kendollinhide - Bathroom Decisions

from Asterios Aid: The Sounds of Spite by Various Artists

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lyrics

Sometimes you team up for a bathroom mission
You go to the bathroom with your redheaded vixen
She's there to brush her teeth, you need to take a leak
Your legs are kind of weak, so you just take a seat
Welcome to tinkle town. Your wiener drags around
Your girl gives you a frown and looks you up and down
"Men who sit to pee belong in prison
Your rod is dipping in the water like you're ice fishing"
On your knob now your girl won't be kissin'
You say "I'll take a bath if that's the price of admission"
She's done dude - out of commission
You just got cucked by your bathroom decision

Bathroom decisions, bathroom decisions
Bathroom decisions lead to dickhead divisions
Dickhead divisions, dickhead divisions
Every single dickhead needs to tell you how they're pissin'

Time to pee? You'd better put the seat up
Aim true or you're doing pee pee clean up
Number 2? TP Decisions
Wipe it while you sit, is there shit that you're missin'?
Stand and swipe so the smear's in your vision?
Bunch it up or fold neatly with precision?
Do you bro - don't listen to opinions
Never let the Dickheads shame your excreting positions.
Shat yourself last night 'cause you partied like a rock star
Guess it was a shart and it filled your dad's new boxers *fuck*
You might hear a fart on your next bathroom mission
But listen to your heart when making bathroom decisions

Bathroom missions, bathroom missions
Bathroom missions need bathroom decisions
Bathroom decisions, bathroom decisions
Bathroom decisions lead to dickhead divisions

So you wanna try the fly on your next bathroom mission
Whip it out in moments it's so fast and efficient
All done, now you see what you've been missin'
But then your skin flute receives a violent zippin'
So many blood driblets, khakis turn crimson
Go get the bad news from your local ween physician
"From now on, through eight holes you'll be pissin'
You should have never tried to change your wang position"
But they called me a degenerate, they wouldn't stop dissin'"
"There's nothing inherently wrong with an open belt disposition"
Worst part of this insane bathroom mission?
Your cock got maimed by your bathroom decision.

Bathroom decisions, bathroom decisions
Bathroom decisions lead to dickhead divisions
Dickhead divisions, dickhead divisions
Now your dick is shredded and it sprinkles when you're pissin'

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from Asterios Aid: The Sounds of Spite, released December 1, 2017
All music and vocals by kendollinhide - twitter.com/kendollinhide

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