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Kody Yardley - The Trial of Dick Masterson

from Asterios Aid: The Sounds of Spite by Various Artists

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A parody cover of 'The Trial' By Pink Floyd

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(Maddox)

I can argue this case.

I can be a great lawyer.
Lawyer the shit out of this case!

Your honor, I'm I writer.

And I will plainly show the idiot who now stands before you...
Was caught red-handed.
Hurting feelings...

Sending tweets of a most vitriolic nature.

That’s just not cool.

I call Angelo’s mom to the stand.

(Angelo's Mom)

Dick Masterson, you are stupid!

You dumb shithead!

And who are you, gay?

Maddox, I don’t know what kind of friend is this, you have.

But I can tell you, this guy is a jerk!
The guy is, completely out of touch.

Go to hell, man!
Go to hell and stay there!

That’s all I can say.

(Dick)

Hot goss...
Taken to court over my hot goss.

A bald man crying...

(Maddox Interjects - Objection, your honor! Big foul!)

(Dick)

They want to take all my Bitcoins away!

(Jury)

Hot goss!
Please give us more of that sweet, hot goss!

(Maddox)

You’re in big trouble now, Dick.

You should have thanked me for the snacks!
You can’t imagine all the suffering I’ve endured, but no!

You had to start your own show.
Have you stolen anyone’s girlfriend lately?

Just twenty million dollars, your honor.
I need it to build my new website.

Sean?!

Oh, hey buddy...
I didn’t know you were gonna be here!

When we gonna hang out?

Come to Maddox, handsome.
Let me hold you in my arms.

Buddy I never wanted, to get you into trouble!
Why’d you have to quit my podcast?

Your honor,
let me take Sean home.

(Dick)

Hot goss.
I dropped a nuke-u-lar hot goss bomb.

An Armenian genocide...

(Maddox interjects again - Aw dude, no... you can’t say... that’s fucking bullshit, That’s absolutely bullshit.)

(Dick)

It must be against the law to call someone a cuck...
On the internet!

(Jury)

Hot goss!
We just want more of that sweet, hot goss.

(Judge)

The evidence before the court, so clearly fabricated.

There’s no need to waste more of the courts time!

In all my years of judging I have never heard before...

Of someone so guilty of the crimes that they have charged!

The way you’ve made us suffer, you duplicitous little fucker...
It fills me with the urge to defecate!

Since you’ve already suffocated your own career...
I sentence you to be made fun of for a thousand years!

YOU FUCKED UP!

(Jury)

YOU FUCKED UP!

MADDOX LOST!

BUILD THE WALL!

YOU FUCKED UP!

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from Asterios Aid: The Sounds of Spite, released December 1, 2017
Kody Yardley - kodyyardley.bandcamp.com/music

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