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Asterios: He exposed me to this giant fanbase and I will always be grateful to him and thankful to him for that.
Dick: Mhm
Asterios: It doesn't mean that if I see bullshit happening I can't call it out, like friendship doesn't mean just nodding your head and agreeing with everything that somebody does.
Sean: That's true
Asterios: I mean, I mean that's the thing. If you're really somebody's friend, you will tell them the truth. I wish he could have just been more honest with why he was ending the show. I wish he could have just said "yeah look, this guy had sex with my ex-girlfriend, he pick- he picked up my ex at a wedding right in front of me, and I don't like that that happened, and it's over", 'cause that's what I would have done.
Dick: He's ashamed of it. You don't say things you're ashamed of, 'cause you know, in your heart...
Asterios: That it's wrong!
Dick: ...that it's wrong to feel that way, 'cause it's psychotic and obsessive and controlling, that's why. So you don't say it, so you twist your mind into pretzels.
Asterios: So you've gotta find another reason why this guy's the bad guy.
Dick: Yup
Asterios: You gotta say that he's a rape apologist, that he stole money from me, that he's lying to you, he's gotta come up with a hashtag 'Dick lies'. Because the thing is if he had just gone out and said 'yea I don't like that this guy hooked up with my girlfriend' then it makes you look weak, and also it goes against your ethos which is 'that women should be able to do what they want'.
Dick: Yeah
Asterios: So the thing is ya find another reason, or in the case of that video you find 4 reasons why this guy's a bad guy as opposed to just telling the truth. And look...
Dick: aight, go ahead
Asterios: ...and look like 5 years from now we might be at a wedding, we might all be friends, we might all be kickin' back drinks and we, like, time heals everything. *record scratch* and then he had to disavow his own book
Maddox lost song plays
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I remember listening to Biggest Problem,
wondering what the fuck is Maddox's problem?
Is he for real or is he just kidding?
Is this another case of full blown autism?
Listen, I'm not trying to be clever
I'm just saying that whenever he opened his mouth,
spaghetti came out and removed all doubt
that he knew what the fuck he was on about
Then there was Dick. The handsome half spic,
whoops big foul dude, you know you can't say that shit. he's legit.
Americas wingman.
A hitman when it comes to bald Armenians
I spent every other day voting on the page reading all comments,
telling people to get raped, it was a rage, but in a good way
they let the fans hold sway
Everybody got their say
And then it fell down. Get fucked. Shows over now
"Chau" bitch, thanks for the yucks
And the millions and millions of madbucks
You dumb fucks. Good luck with your show cucks!
See ya, I'm on madcast media
debating all the real shit. This week paedophilia!
Wait, stick don't leave just yet
We've got reaction videos hosted by a crack head
It's a galaxy of shows!
But three shows are hardly a galaxy
It's actually a travesty
Reality is knocking on the door Georgie answer it, don't ignore it
Seemingly coming apart at the seams
All your dreams vanishing, never to be seen again
Pack it in, it's the end of the line
Now It's time to debate the other side
Eenie meanie miney moe, catch a cuckold by the toe
If he damages your reputation smack him on the nose
Like a bad little doggy, be firm and let him know
Who's the one with the scrilla, fans and the better show
Lying and implying and fake crying leaves us dying,
never tiring of the goss that's delivered to us
by mexican Jesus,
yep that's Dick if you don't believe us
Stand back now Dick's a master, son
He's gonna push it to the maximum, Don't panic have some fun
Hold your reputation, 'cause it's a bumpy ride
Now get inside the bunker motherfucker don't be shy
Every single one of you cunts on patreon
is responsible for Sean's ganja
It's a lifestyle bitch.
You wanna see him spend the rest of his days in a ditch? (that's it, I quit)
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How dare you?! How dare all of you?! I’m gonna sue you. I’m gonna sue everyone r-related to this show.” -George “Maddox" Ouzounian
Fuck you bitch,
Set a court date.
Make a judge rule on your case:
Cuckmate
20 MIllion
Not a dime.
20 Million
Suck a lime.
20 Million
Affiliate to Amazon Prime.
Muthafucka!
You got nothin’ on Dick
Your legal team made more typos than Sasha Grey got dicked.
You’re a bald pony with one lame trick.
and I’ve seen Teflon pans with better stick…
than the case in New York.
This thing is less kosher than a Jew eating pork.
I thought you hated NYC?
“Just a bunch a pizza snobs that eat pepperoni.”
Totals at half a billion green?!
All because of some true commentary that was mean?!
Yeah, that adds up to a court superior.
It’s worth a fighter jet gettin’ called inferior.
Defense counsel’s official statement:
“George’s suit is fake and gay and we request abatement.”
Mad What?
Mad What?
Mad Bucks?
No one has Mad Bucks!
Madcast recruited that awful shithead soft J
to say the N bomb and faggot on your dime everyday.
An anemic nihilist to battle for you, dude?
One that means it when he says he hates gays and the Jews?!
Wow!
Sounds like you’re in a real secure position.
With all that declining traffic at Maddox dot mission
Excellent article on SJW types.
You satirically became one too, very nice.
Your suit is full LULZ.
Your suit is full of holes.
Your career has no goals
and your fans Dick “stole”
George Oozy you seem desperate and broke.
You’re the real punchline in this lawsuit joke.
So sue Patreon and get a Greek comic fired
That won’t backfire looking petty and tired
You used to be a “satirist” that everyone admired
then LA changed you and your brain rewired.
Desperately try to fit in at the UCB.
Not an improv class regular nobody.
Make vids and a Podcast like some Hollywood Schmuck.
Then your ex outed you as a real cuck.
“Harassment campaign” against Orbitz? (That’s fine.)
Make fun of you and your character? (Over the line!)
O’Reilly’s book is a movement of a bowel.
But to say Frick Whales is rehashed? (Nope, un-uh) Big Foul.
Take crowns off!
Take capes off!
Turn mics off!
I’m a writer... (Fuck off)
Don’t Chapter C and cop a feel.
You’ll have to disavow when shit gets too real.
20 MIL ain’t a game it’s a time waste.
Get a real job in Salt Lake, post haste.
Flip some burgers, write on the side.
Let drama die down while you stay quiet and hide.
You could have come back better than ever.
But now you’re gonna die on a stupid podcast endeavor.
Wave bye-bye to your career George, you killed it.
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So sue me (what?)
I don't give a fuck
So sue me
That you get called a cuck
So sue me
Complain to Uncle Sam
So sue me (what?)
I don't give a damn
So sue me
Man, you're so full of shit
Just a second-placed ranked one-hit wonder with a third-rate bit
So sue me
Look out for Mr. Kokkinos
So sue me
with those vicious jokes of those
So sue me
of a harassment like nature
So sue me
They make you file court papers
So sue me
Guys, c'mon geez!
It's against the law to say my girlfriend has STDs
And if you do I'll ruin
your personal and professional reputation
in a court of law in the state of New York
even though I'm from
L.A.
Shitty podcast reboot, sponsors dropped.
Stale content in the third book, sales flopped.
You make accusations while Dick makes money.
You can't understand why no one likes you or thinks you are funny.
Yeah, it must be Patreon's fault that you suck.
There's no way you could be suing them to make a quick buck.
Can't you take a hint dude?
You're done.
Not gonna win twenty million.
Yous a bitch
Yous a bitch
Yous a bitch
Madoff yous a bitch.
You're doing all of this because someone went home with your ex at the time?!
At a wedding?!
HAHAHAHA
fuck you
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Sometimes you team up for a bathroom mission
You go to the bathroom with your redheaded vixen
She's there to brush her teeth, you need to take a leak
Your legs are kind of weak, so you just take a seat
Welcome to tinkle town. Your wiener drags around
Your girl gives you a frown and looks you up and down
"Men who sit to pee belong in prison
Your rod is dipping in the water like you're ice fishing"
On your knob now your girl won't be kissin'
You say "I'll take a bath if that's the price of admission"
She's done dude - out of commission
You just got cucked by your bathroom decision
Bathroom decisions, bathroom decisions
Bathroom decisions lead to dickhead divisions
Dickhead divisions, dickhead divisions
Every single dickhead needs to tell you how they're pissin'
Time to pee? You'd better put the seat up
Aim true or you're doing pee pee clean up
Number 2? TP Decisions
Wipe it while you sit, is there shit that you're missin'?
Stand and swipe so the smear's in your vision?
Bunch it up or fold neatly with precision?
Do you bro - don't listen to opinions
Never let the Dickheads shame your excreting positions.
Shat yourself last night 'cause you partied like a rock star
Guess it was a shart and it filled your dad's new boxers *fuck*
You might hear a fart on your next bathroom mission
But listen to your heart when making bathroom decisions
Bathroom missions, bathroom missions
Bathroom missions need bathroom decisions
Bathroom decisions, bathroom decisions
Bathroom decisions lead to dickhead divisions
So you wanna try the fly on your next bathroom mission
Whip it out in moments it's so fast and efficient
All done, now you see what you've been missin'
But then your skin flute receives a violent zippin'
So many blood driblets, khakis turn crimson
Go get the bad news from your local ween physician
"From now on, through eight holes you'll be pissin'
You should have never tried to change your wang position"
But they called me a degenerate, they wouldn't stop dissin'"
"There's nothing inherently wrong with an open belt disposition"
Worst part of this insane bathroom mission?
Your cock got maimed by your bathroom decision.
Bathroom decisions, bathroom decisions
Bathroom decisions lead to dickhead divisions
Dickhead divisions, dickhead divisions
Now your dick is shredded and it sprinkles when you're pissin'
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03:11
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Asterios - "AS I'M A DIGITAL CYBER DEMON!"
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HMWH - NEET REEs
03:34
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(Maddox)
I can argue this case.
I can be a great lawyer.
Lawyer the shit out of this case!
Your honor, I'm I writer.
And I will plainly show the idiot who now stands before you...
Was caught red-handed.
Hurting feelings...
Sending tweets of a most vitriolic nature.
That’s just not cool.
I call Angelo’s mom to the stand.
(Angelo's Mom)
Dick Masterson, you are stupid!
You dumb shithead!
And who are you, gay?
Maddox, I don’t know what kind of friend is this, you have.
But I can tell you, this guy is a jerk!
The guy is, completely out of touch.
Go to hell, man!
Go to hell and stay there!
That’s all I can say.
(Dick)
Hot goss...
Taken to court over my hot goss.
A bald man crying...
(Maddox Interjects - Objection, your honor! Big foul!)
(Dick)
They want to take all my Bitcoins away!
(Jury)
Hot goss!
Please give us more of that sweet, hot goss!
(Maddox)
You’re in big trouble now, Dick.
You should have thanked me for the snacks!
You can’t imagine all the suffering I’ve endured, but no!
You had to start your own show.
Have you stolen anyone’s girlfriend lately?
Just twenty million dollars, your honor.
I need it to build my new website.
Sean?!
Oh, hey buddy...
I didn’t know you were gonna be here!
When we gonna hang out?
Come to Maddox, handsome.
Let me hold you in my arms.
Buddy I never wanted, to get you into trouble!
Why’d you have to quit my podcast?
Your honor,
let me take Sean home.
(Dick)
Hot goss.
I dropped a nuke-u-lar hot goss bomb.
An Armenian genocide...
(Maddox interjects again - Aw dude, no... you can’t say... that’s fucking bullshit, That’s absolutely bullshit.)
(Dick)
It must be against the law to call someone a cuck...
On the internet!
(Jury)
Hot goss!
We just want more of that sweet, hot goss.
(Judge)
The evidence before the court, so clearly fabricated.
There’s no need to waste more of the courts time!
In all my years of judging I have never heard before...
Of someone so guilty of the crimes that they have charged!
The way you’ve made us suffer, you duplicitous little fucker...
It fills me with the urge to defecate!
Since you’ve already suffocated your own career...
I sentence you to be made fun of for a thousand years!
YOU FUCKED UP!
(Jury)
YOU FUCKED UP!
MADDOX LOST!
BUILD THE WALL!
YOU FUCKED UP!
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